Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. - Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! - Al Franken
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW! - Al Franken
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation. - Al Franken
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. - Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. - Al Franken
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. - Al Franken
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. - Al Franken